A genius attempted to rob a muffler shop in Chicago on Monday. According to this story, the employees told the robber that the manager, who wasn’t there, was the only one that could open the safe. The robber gave the employees his phone number — they were to call him when the manager got in and the safe could be opened. Needless to say the employees were much smarter than the brainless bandit and called the police who foiled his plan.